[Bananafish] A New Contest:

[James Rovira]

Ha...man, these are all great :).

I think you should have had matt ask his dad for an interview first.
When he said "no," THEN have him shot...

Jim

On Thu, Apr 3, 2008 at 9:44 AM, Michael Anello <michaelanello at gmail.com> wrote:
> wwiii, the expanded ironic edition.
>
> wwiii.  salinger's in a foxhole and suddenly there's his son matt in a
> strange futuristic suit across from him.  he tells salinger that he's a
> soldier from the future, and he'd been drafted during wwiv.  only he
> couldn't get in the first time due to a genetic heart murmur.  matt thanked
> his dad sarcastically, then, in order to not have to fight in wwiv, he took
> out an ortgies calibre 7.65 automatic from his father's holster. he released
> the magazine, looked at it, then reinserted it. he cocked the piece. then he
> went over and sat down next to his old man, looked at the dirt, aimed the
> pistol, and fired a bullet through his right temple.
>
> -mike
>
>
>
> On 4/3/08, Fish Qvirie <qvirie at yahoo.com> wrote:
> > he's sitting in his armchair and is yawning soo hardly that his windpipe
> is blocked =))=))) soo, here comes the death "on his pale horse" =D=D
> >
> > James Rovira <jamesrovira at gmail.com> wrote:
> > Write a scenario imagining the most ironic death J.D. Salinger could
> suffer...
> >
> > Jim
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